Friday, December 7, 2007

Final Portfolio Conference Sign-up Sheet.

Monday, December 10, 2007

Time/Name
10:00 Amy LaG
10:30 Gillian S
11:00 Ashley A
11:30 Mallory M
12:00 Katie K
12:30 Kylee G
1:00 Dawn G
1:30 Savana L

Wednesday, December 12

Time/Name
9:00 Mary Catherine O
9:30 Ariel L
10:00 Tammy LaB
10:30
11:00 Megan M
11:30 Caitlin D
12:00 Tony G
12:30 Tim W
1:00 Courtney R
1:30 Elizabeth D

The majority of these conferences take place during our scheduled final class and our final exam time slot. If none of these times work for you, contact me as soon as possible to set up a time.

Wrapping It Up: The Last Weeks of Our Semester at a Glance.

Wrapping It Up: The Last Weeks of Our Semester at a Glance

Progression Four: Poetry and Cross-Genre

Week 12 November 12 | November 14 | November 16

Discussion: Nalini Jones and Wayne Koestenbaum readings

Workshops: Flash Genre Fiction pieces, student-led discussions (see web for your assigned students)

Readings: packet of 10 poems (to be handed out November 14)

Writing: Poem (pantoum, villanelle, or poem of your own choice), in preparation of student-led discussions; due November 16)

Week 13 November 19 | No class November 21 and November 23 (Thanksgiving Break)

Kim Addonizio and Dorianne Laux, The Poet’s Companion: A Guide to the Pleasures of Writing Poetry, chapter on “Stop Making Sense” (133), “Repetition, Rhythm, and Blues” (151), and “More Repetition” (161)

Workshops: Poems (pantoum, villanelle, or poem of your own choice), student-led discussions

Week 14 November 26 | November 28 | November 29

Workshops: Poems, student-led discussions

Also: Revision Workshops in-class

Week 15 December 3 | December 5 | December 7

Final Portfolio discussions. Last classes!

Week 16 December 10

no class—Final Portfolio Conferences begin.

Preparing your Final Portfolio and your Final Portfolio Conference

There will be no Final Exam for this class and no class on Monday, December 10; instead, we will have individual Final Portfolio Conferences. The focus this time around will be on your Final Portfolio and your Final Grade. These conferences will take place between December 3 and our schedule exam time on Wednesday, December 12, from 10:45am-1:15pm

A Description of your Final Portfolio

First, the important stuff: You will be handing in everything you have done for this class in your Final Portfolio, which will be accepted from 5pm, December 12 until the deadline of 9:00am, Thursday, December 13. You will email these portfolios to me. Email me all of this to me in a single Word or RTF document and the named like so:

FirstnameLastname.English206FinalPortfolio.doc (or .rtf)

What is in your Final Portfolio? In the following order, from front to back:

  1. A 500-word self-assessment in which you address two issues. First, tell me one specific thing you learned this semester. This can be a simple issue of craft (e.g., “I need to work on varying my sentence length and this is why), something about your creative process (e.g., “I work better under pressure because I stop thinking too hard about what exactly I need to do), or something theoretical (e.g., I think I like writing poems more than short stories because I like images more than plotting a story...). Second, tell me what grade you think you deserve for this class and why.
  2. One poem, revised for specifically for the Final Portfolio.
  3. One short story or prose piece, revised specifically for the Final Portfolio.
  4. All the poems and stories you have written for your class, from what you think is the strongest to what needs the most work.
  5. All in-class writing: free writing, mini-workshop writing, revisions we did in class, from what you think is the strongest to what needs the most work.

I am assuming the poems and short story you choose to revise will be your strongest work from this semester. Those must appear in the beginning of your Portfolio. The rest of your work—everything from the rest of the assignments, exercises, drafts, notes, lists—will appear at the back.

I will schedule Final Portfolio Conferences on and after December 10’s deadline (see this post for the schedule). If you have any preferences for time, please contact me as soon as possible. I will be having Final Conferences for all my classes, and so there should be enough time slots for you to select.

We will meet in my office in Dolan Hall, 442 Western Avenue, 1st Floor. A missed conference counts as a missed class (i.e., one absence), and cannot be made up.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Final Portfolio Workshops: The Order.

Get ready for the last week of classes! Here are the order of pieces we will be workshopping, starting Monday:

1. Ariel L.
2. Dawn G.
3. Amy LaG
4. Mary Catherine O
5. Tammy LaB
6. Savana L
7. Kylee G
8. Tony G.
9. Mallory M.

  1. Kylee G
  2. Ashley A
  3. Courtney R
  4. Katie K
  5. Megan M
  6. Tim W
  7. Elizabeth D
  8. Ashley M
  9. Caitlin D




Please put your pieces in this order and be ready to start workshopping first thing Monday. This should take us into part of Wednesday's class.

Everyone should have a copy of these pieces. If you do not, contact the student and have him or her email it to you.

For the rest of you who came late or failed to bring in copies of your pieces today: bring your copies in Monday, or you will not be included in these workshops!

Monday, December 3, 2007

Discussions: Week 14's Form-ed poems.

Monday:

1. Ashley M

2. Amy LaG

3. Meaghan M

4. MaryCatherin O

Wednesday:

5. Tammy LaB

6. Elizabeth D

7. Dawn G

8. Savana L

9. Tony G

10. Ariel L

11. Gillian S

12. Tim W

13. Katie K

14. Mallory M

15. Kylee G

16. Courtney R

17. Ashley A

18. Caitlin D


One Friday, we will be exchanging copies of our pieces for next week's Final Portfolio Workshops. Email your piece to me by Thursday at 10pm, and I will bring in copies on Friday. Otherwise, come to class with your own set of 19 copies.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Comics Pantoum.

Derek A. Badman's "Maroon" is a comics pantoum! See it here.

"He Said Without Moving," a short film by Leighton Pierce is based loosely on the pantoum form. See it here.

More to come!

Monday, November 12, 2007

Soap Opera Summaries.


Young and the Restless here.



Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Flash Genre Fiction Workshops: Student-Led Discussions.

(revised November 6)

Author/Workshop Leader for that Author

  1. Amy LaG/Tony G
  2. Ariel L/Tim W
  3. Ashley A/Tammy LaB
  4. Caitlin D/Savana L
  5. Courtney R/Meaghan M
  6. Dawn G/MaryCatherine O
  7. Elizabeth D/Mallory M
  8. Gillian S/Katie K
  9. Katie K/Kylee G
  10. Kylee G/Gillian S
  11. Mallory M/Elizabeth D
  12. MaryCatherin O/Dawn G
  13. Meaghan M/Courtney R
  14. Savana L/Caitlin D
  15. Tammy LaB/Ashley A
  16. Tim W/Ariel L
  17. Tony G/Amy LaG

Student-Led Discussions: The Tasks of the Workshop Leader

Over the next couple of classes, you will lead a discussion of another student's work in our workshop. Below are some instructions to help you in this task. What I am describing here below is fairly similar to what your instructor does—or tries to do—as each student’s work is under discussion in class. Now it's your turn. I have tried to quantify some items here that I don’t usually keep in mind—my entry for #3 below, one comment that relates to our readings and one comment that relates the student’s piece to the culture at large sounds a bit prescriptive, but I am hoping it helps you see what I am looking for in a Workshop Leader.

1. To call on the first few people to "notice" elements of the writer's work and technique, with any qualitative judgment.

2. To relate and encourage workshop members' comments with one another as the discussion moves along, make connections and summary statements along the way.

3. To ask a couple of questions of the group as it relates to the piece. This may also include a comment that makes connections to other things we have read in class, or possibly something the workshop leader has seen or read (a movie, some trend or Zeitgeist) that might help discussion.

4. To try to sum up the qualities of the conversation as it turns to the author, and ask any clarifying questions the group may have brought up. This may just be a simple question about the process of writing to the author, or perhaps the piece’s inspiration or starting point. I usually read at least a bit of what I have written to the author as a kind of closing comment.

Genre Fiction, Part II.

The Wikipedia entry.

The "Basic" Plots in Literature.

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Lana Turner



"Liberace--or someone who answers to that name."








There's some clips from a recent BBC documentary here, here, and here.

Friday, November 2, 2007

The Flash Genre Fiction Assignment.

The idea of Genre Fiction started in the United States 1840s with what is called the “dime novel,” so-called in part because these often lurid and sensational stories cost a dime (they really cost between 10 and 25 cents). Shortly before that in England there was the “penny dreadful,” serialized stories and cost a penny (and were, as its name implies, “dreadful”).


Genre Fiction gets its name because it is a kind fiction that plays well within the scope and reader expectations of a particular, familiar kind of story or genre. The types of stories in the beginning included the pirate story, the Western, sea stories, and tales of the low or high life in the big city. Later, Genre Fiction came to include true crime, detective fiction, Medieval and Arthurian, and adventure; still later, film noir, alternate history, adventure, horror, speculative and science fiction in all its sub-subgenres, fan fiction and romance fell under its rubric.

You may be asking yourself right about now: “What is this Flash Fiction?” There are many definitions of Flash Fiction, and not one satisfies everyone. Further confusing matters is that there are many alternative names for this genre: Microfiction, prose poetry, postcard fiction, and PP/FF (prose poetry/flash fiction), to name just a few.

The main distinguishing characteristic of Flash Fiction is that it is short: Anywhere from 100 to 1,000 words, not much more. Sometimes a piece of Flash Fiction might be a life story; other times, it will just be a scene or a vignette. For further reading on the various incarnations of Flash Fiction, Camille Renshaw's piece in Pif Magazine is an excellent starting point.

Your assignment is to write a piece of Flash Fiction that employs the devices of a particular type of Genre Fiction. Bring one copy of the first draft of your Genre Flash Fiction piece on Wednesday, November 7.

Journals that publish Flash Fiction:
Double Room
Vestal Review
Wild Strawberries

Go here for Microfiction "assignments" for ideas.

Genre Fiction sites:
Fan fiction centered around the rock band Journey.
Star Trek fan fiction.
MASH fan fiction and alternate endings.

Monday, October 29, 2007

Story 2 Workshops: Student-Led Discussions.

Author/Workshop Leader for that Author

  1. Author: Amy LaG/Workshop Leader: Courtney R
  1. Meaghan M/Kylee G
  1. MaryCatherin O/Mallory M
  1. Tammy LaB/Katie K
  1. Elizabeth D/Tim W
  1. Dawn G/Gillian S
  1. Savana L/Caitlin D
  1. Ashley A/Ariel L
  1. Tony G/Amy LaG
  1. Ariel L/Tony G
  1. Caitlin D/Ashley A
  1. Gillian S/Savana L
  1. Tim W/Dawn G
  1. Katie K/Elizabeth D
  1. Mallory M/Tammy LaB
  1. Kylee G/Mary Catherine O
  1. Courtney R/Meaghan M


Student-Led Discussions: The Tasks of the Workshop Leader

Over the next couple of classes, you will lead a discussion of another student's work in our workshop. Below are some instructions to help you in this task. What I am describing here below is fairly similar to what your instructor does—or tries to do—as each student’s work is under discussion in class. Now it's your turn. I have tried to quantify some items here that I don’t usually keep in mind—my entry for #3 below, one comment that relates to our readings and one comment that relates the student’s piece to the culture at large sounds a bit prescriptive, but I am hoping it helps you see what I am looking for in a Workshop Leader.

1. To call on the first few people to "notice" elements of the writer's work and technique, with any qualitative judgment.

2. To relate and encourage workshop members' comments with one another as the discussion moves along, make connections and summary statements along the way.

3. To ask a couple of questions of the group as it relates to the piece. This may also include a comment that makes connections to other things we have read in class, or possibly something the workshop leader has seen or read (a movie, some trend or Zeitgeist) that might help discussion.

4. To try to sum up the qualities of the conversation as it turns to the author, and ask any clarifying questions the group may have brought up. This may just be a simple question about the process of writing to the author, or perhaps the piece’s inspiration or starting point. I usually read at least a bit of what I have written to the author as a kind of closing comment.

Lesson PLan

Dawn Gordon
Lesson Plan
10/26/07


Grade Level: 2nd grade

I Am Not… Anaphora Poem

Overview: Children will be writing Anaphora poems that were previously discussed in prior lessons. They will be using the “I Am Not…” as the beginning of their poems. Children will be able to use their imagination while doing this activity. The children will be able to base this poem on themselves or imaginary person. It will give the children a chance to express themselves without being judged. It will be a fun and engaging time for the class.

Purpose: The purpose of this activity is to provide the children with a chance to develop their own anaphora poems.

Objective: Students will be able to:

Write an anaphora poem with the phrase “I Am Not…”
Identify what the anaphora in the poem is.
Comprehend the idea of anaphora.
Construct an “I Am Not…” and be able to see the differences and similarities of one another.
Read aloud to the class their own anaphora and then hang on display in the classroom.


Goal: The children will develop an understanding for their own anaphora.

Activity: Children will have a piece of blank lined paper. As a class prior to the assignment we will discuss what exactly anaphora is and how they are written. This will have the children prepared to write. This lesson will be open-ended with very simple directions given. The children will only have to use the “I Am Not…” and after that they will be free at write what they feel. The only other teacher direction I would as is for them not to include their name if possible.

Closure: After the children has written their own anaphora we will give each child the chance to read their’s aloud to the class. When completing the read aloud will hang on display with a Guess Who sign to see if other’s can guess. After the activity is fully completed I will take a vote on how the children think it went. For example:
Was this activity easy for you?
Did you enjoy it?
Can you give me one challenge to writing you own anaphora?


Materials:
Lined paper
Pencils
Dictionary

Lesson Plan

Amy
Lesson Plan


Neologism

Overview:
· To help students to begin writing poetry in a “fun” fashion. Rather than sticking to the structure of rhymed poetry, haiku’s or anaphora poems, Neologism poetry will help students to write a bit more freely, although with a bit of structure. Students will be given the prompt- make up a word and then write a poem about what that word means. Students will be given examples of creating a word by combining several others or to create a word by using a noise heard (onomatopoetic). In an adolescent education setting (middle school), the prompt would be- write a poem in your own language, but provide a translation key or an explanation of the poem in English. The structured prompt will allow students to take the assignment and run and write however they would like.

Purpose:
· The purpose of this assignment is to spark student’s creativity and to encourage students to write poetry for leisure, not just for school assignments. The purpose is also to show students that poetry can be fun, and not just scripted frustration.

Objectives:
· Students will be able to write their own neologism after being presented with the teacher example and creating several words as a class.

Procedure:
Introduction:
o Ask students to come to circle area- chart paper should be set up on easel.
o The teacher will begin the lesson by taking out a sheet of chart paper with a made up word pre- written on the sheet.

§ The word could be:
· Complete made up words:
o Plarkestry
o Semtrylolista
· Combined words:
o Cowoink
o Lastraces
· Noise words:
o Uffff
o Haaaa
o Ahhhem Ahhhem Ahhhem
o The teacher will ask the students what the word means.
o The class will be broken up into pairs- each pair will be prompted, “Please write me a definition of what you think this word means” Allow five minutes of work—or until students begin to “checkout” of assignment.
o Each group will then tell the teacher what they think the word means.
o The teacher will show them other examples, pre written on the paper- at least one of a complete made up, a combined word, or a noise words.
o When students seem comfortable with examples, show them the poem about one of the words:
“Cowoink”
Cowoink was walking down the street,
For there were many friends he wanted to meet.
Not quite a pig, not quite a cow,
He wanted to make friends, but didn’t know how.
Cowoink was tall, a thing of great height,
Most people saw its knees- he was out of sight.
Two big eyes and one curly pink tail
Munching on hay, right from the bale.
Cowoink is white, black and pink.
Weighs so much, through the ground it sinks.

Body:
o The students will return to their seats.
o Prompt the students, “Now it is your turn to make up your own word and write a poem about that word, it can be anything.”
o Answer any questions the students have.
o Allow students 20-30 minutes to write the poem.
o Students who finish early should be prompted to draw out their word- or illustrate the poem.
o When all students are finished, give them the opportunity to read allow. Any student who wants to share may.
Conclusion:
o Ask students what they thought of making their poem.
o Ask students if it was hard or easy.
o Tell students that this is just one of many ways that they can write poems. Remind them that poetry is creative and can be whatever they want.


Resources:
Materials: Chart paper, pencils or pens, coloring materials, paper.

Resources:
Twenty Little Poetry Projects


Tying Together:
In order to tie together, allow students to write one poem each day for the week. Allow them to write in this fashion, or any fashion that they would like.

"Hindi films with song and dance numbers."











10/26 Lesson Plan

Teaching Acrostic Poetry

Overview: The students will compose two acrostic poems: one about themselves, using the letters of their first names, and another (written in a small group) about a topic that relates to something being learned in another subject.

Purpose: To learn about the acrostic form, to strengthen skills related to writing, and to learn multidisciplinarily by exploring other class lessons through poetry.

Objectives: Students will write two acrostic poems. They will learn to use dictionaries and thesauruses to find words that fit the purpose of their poem, and hopefully expand their vocabulary and spelling skills in the process.

Activities:

1. The teacher will first explain what an acrostic poem is and read (and show) several examples.
2. The teacher will ask the students for the name of a famous cartoon character. Using the letters of that character’s name, the class will assist the teacher in thinking of words that describe that character. The teacher will write the poem on the board. The style of acrostic poem can be adjusted based on the grade level being taught: for younger children, one word for each letter may be used; for older children, using the letter merely as a starting point for the words in the line makes the assignment a bit more challenging.
3. The teacher will pass out copies of dictionaries and thesauruses and give a brief demonstration of how to locate words using both books.
4. Using the cartoon character example as a starting point, the students will compose their own poems using their first names.
5. The students will form small groups and read their poems aloud.
6. Together in their group, the students will choose a topic to write about and brainstorm ideas for their poem.
7. After a rough draft is composed, they will make any necessary changes and then create a final copy with illustrations to present to the whole class.

Resources:
Looseleaf paper and/or plain white paper
Writing utensils: Markers, pens, pencils
Dictionary
Thesaurus

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Title: Haiku

Grade Level: 3rd Grade

Purpose: The purpose of this lesson is to introduce students to a form of poetry called haiku. "Haiku" is a traditional form of Japanese poetry. This lesson will be focused on learning that Haiku poems consist of 3 lines. The first and last lines of a Haiku have 5 syllables and the middle line has 7 syllables. The lines rarely rhyme. Students will then take their haiku and form it into a reverse ekphrastic poem in they will create a picture that represents their haiku.

Objective: Students will:
Understand that Haiku’s come from a traditional form of Japanese poetry.
Know how to construct a haiku
Understand image and imagery
Create a picture that represents the haiku they have developed

Goal: Students will be able to understand and create a haiku

Procedure:
Connect to Prior Knowledge- Ask student’s if they have heard of a haiku. What do they know? What do they want to know? Write down on the board the different answers they provide.
Introduce the term. A “Haiku is a traditional form of Japanese poetry. Haiku poems consist of 3 lines. The first and last lines of a Haiku have 5 syllables and the middle line has 7 syllables.”
Show the class several examples of different Haiku’s.
As a class, come up with several different topics of haiku’s. Ex- animals, seasons, holidays, emotions, shapes, objects, etc.
Together as a class, create a haiku on the board
Students will then be asked to create a haiku on their own. Students can pick a topic that is on the board or come up with one of their own.
After students have written their haiku, they will create an image using construction paper or any other form of materials to symbolize their poem. For instance, if a student decides to write a poem about thanksgiving they may draw a pilgrim hat to symbolize their poem.

Closure: When students have completed their poem and image, the teacher will ask for volunteers to recite their haikus. The teacher will then post their images on the wall. Ask students what they enjoyed best about writing their haiku, what didn’t they like?


Resources:
http://www.kidzone.ws/poetry/haiku.htm#Introduction

Lesson Plan

Savana Lanzone
Lesson Plan

“The first thing you said today”

Overview

This lesson is designed to allow children to become more comfortable with writing poetry. They will use the “first phrase or sentence they spoke for the day.” If the student does not remember what they said when they first woke up, I will use prompts like “what’s the first thing you did when you woke up” or “who was the first person you spoke to in the morning.” Use phrases like “and then” to allow for continuation.

Purpose

The purpose of this lesson is to give the students a starting point and allow them to explore with their writing while still having a main topic.

Objectives

The student will be able to write a poem given a starting point and the phrase “and then.”

Activity

· Begin by telling the class the first thing you did when you woke up.
· Give detail about what time it was, who or what woke you up, where you went first, etc.
· Ask them to recall what they did when they woke up.
· Ask them to reenact their wakeup routine with someone sitting next to them.
· Tell them to write down the first thing they said this morning.
· If they can’t remember tell them to think about it and say what they think they said.
· Explain that poems come in many different forms and that some poets just write down their ideas to come up with great poems.
· Also explain that poetry doesn’t need to rhyme and that it can even be a story, just shorter.
· Share with the class your “morning” poem.
· Ask students to use their “first thing you said in the morning” anywhere in the poem, as long as it is there.
· Give time for writing, guide students, walk around the classroom and give students ideas.
· Be sure to explain that this doesn’t need to be a story about what you did today and that the first thing you said today is just a starting point, you can end up writing about whatever you want.

Resources
Books on how to teach children poetry

Tying Together
To further develop the students’ writing I could have them turn their poems into short stories and let their creativity expand with another piece of writing. I could also read them a book about poems or the “waking up” theme with sequence of events throughout the day. This could start a discussion about the way writers sequence their writing or about how everything has a beginning, middle, and end.

Friday, October 26, 2007

October 26th: Lesson Plan on Poetry


POETRY THAT BRAGS: based on the lesson on The Kalevala, Rakim, and LL
Cool J, first used by Aaron Belz

Overview: To help students in learning how to write creative poetry. We will discuss examples of things that they brag about like hair, looks, teeth and etc. Then by using these examples each student will write a poem about bragging.

Purpose: The purpose of this unit is to provide examples of poems for students to write their own creative poetry.

Objectives: Students will be able to:

Describe examples of objects that they will brag about.
Identify with one of the bragging objects and write a short poem on an object that they can identify with the most.
Identify that there are different ways to creatively write poetry.

Procedures:

1. First I will explain what are some of my examples of things to brag about in my daily life.
2. Then I will ask the question “What does bragging mean to you?” to the class.
3. Then I will write all the objects that the class discuss on the board.
4. Next I will show the students a clean version of LL Cool J’s “I’m Bad” and I will have each student read one line of the song.
5. Next I will say a clean, “Your Mama” joke to class and explain to the class that this is an example of a person bragging about their mother.
6. Then I will ask one or two students if they have a clean version of a joke.
7. Then I will tell the class that they are going to spend some time writing their own bragging poems.
8. I will explain first that the students have to choose specific things that they want to write about and brag about it.

Materials:

LL Cool J’s “I’m Bad” (clean version)
Other materials available in most schools

Closing activity:

After all the students are done writing, which I will ask for volunteers to come up to the class and read aloud their poem. After a few students get to read their poem aloud, which then I will ask the students if they enjoyed writing these poems.

Follow up:

The students will pick one more thing they did not write about in class and brag about it to write another creative poem.
-Tammy LaBello

Gimme Secrets! (Group Writing Exercise)

Someone just told me the most scandalous secret.
A secret unlike any other secret.
The boy realized that he could fly.
He set out to conquer the world.
The world he had come to hate more than himself.
And he hated himself a whole lot.
The only thing he liked about himself was his hair.
The long shiny locks framed his face.
He was cuter than that Zak guy from High School Musical.
She then felt the sudden urge to break into song.
Everyone began to laugh at her and she cried.
She left, never to return again.

Linda's Transformation (Group Story)

"All good things must come to an end", Shelby said as she comforted her good friend Linda. Linda's boyfriend had just broken up with her after 7 years of dating. In a small town like Greencoll, this news is going to spread like wildfire. Linda was so depressed she couldn't eat for 4 days, which some may say is a good thing because she was pushing 400 pounds. All joking aside, this was becoming a serious issue. Linda didn't have many friends and Shelby was two seconds away from giving up on what seems to be a lost cause.
Shelby, being Linda's best friend, was determined to come up with a plan in order to take Linda's mind off of Ricky. They contemplated the idea of revenge but eventually decided that it wasn't the right way to go. Linda joined a counseling group which was helping a little here and there. She wasn't breaking down as many times in a day but you could still tell that she was very heartbroken. Along with being heartbroken, Linda wasn't happy with herself. She began skipping her classes, doing drugs, missing work and blocking people out of her life. By this time, the only person she was associating with was Shelby. Shelby was closer and closer to giving up on what seemed to be a lost cause until one day- she came up with a master plan!
She ran over to Linda's house, burst through the front door and jetted into Linda's bedroom. Propped on the edge of her bed, Linda was just about to take another hit, when Shelby barged in the door, "I got it!!" Linda seemed anything but amused. She took her last hit and gradually shifted her weight to the other side of the bed. The frame creaked and bent, as if it were about to break at any second. "We'll enter you in a makeover contest!!" Shelby screamed, "They'll give you the works!" Linda chuckled, causing the remaining crumbs of her glazed donut to fall from her chest to the bed, "I hope you're kidding". "I'm not!" Shelby replied. "Ya see, if we make you over into who you really wanna be, Ricky will see what he's missing out on! Come on Lin, it'll be so fun!" Linda sat confused as if this whole plan was a joke. After a couple hours of convincing, Linda gave in, thinking she would never be one to win the contest.
The next day the work began. Linda and Shelby began by making audition tapes. After filming over 10 different tapes they finally picked the one they would send in. The next day, they mailed it! Now all they could do was wait.
1st week-nothing.
2nd week-nothing.
3rd week-nothing.
4th week-MAIL!
Linda had received a letter in the mail confirming her position in the New York Makeover Beauty Pageant in New York City!!! After a week of planning, Shelby (now her best friend and coach) was ready to get the makeover underway.
Seeing that Shelby was going to school for nutrition and dietetics, she helped Linda construct a diet and work out plan. Linda was shedding pounds by the week. With every pound that she lost, it boosted her self-esteem little by little. After dropping six sizes in two months, she began to feel more comfortable with herself and forgot about Ricky now that she had other things to focus on. She was no longer doing drugs; she was keeping in touch with her family again and was now attending all of her classes once again. Linda and Shelby kept up with the routine.
It was now 6 months since Linda and Shelby started this massive transformation. Linda was now 250 pounds lighter. Her hair had gone from bleach blond to a dark sheen brown. It was almost shiny enough to see your own reflection. Her shiny brown layers framed her new face. Her bright blue eyes were now topped by her perfectly arched eyebrows. Her complexion had cleared up since her boost in hygiene along with her diet and exercise plan. Linda was ecstatic about her new makeover.
Although she did not place in the New York Makeover Beauty Pageant, she soon landed a job at a modeling agency in Los Angeles California. Although Linda forgot that the original plan was in fact to make Ricky jealous, Shelby never reminded her; all she wanted was for Linda to be happy. Making millions a year as a leading top model, Linda and Shelby were both rewarded for their hard work.
Ricky has recently seen Linda on a new Victoria's Secret commercial from his cell in Houston Texas.

Rock Enough To Satisfy Your Physical!

Seven Chinese men sang dirty shanties.
Six Hungarian buffalo mentioned rock concerts.
Big Canadian hookers prefer big breakfasts.
mmm! Another Latin phrase, used often
within legal conditions, Nextel won't refund any monthly contracts.
Loose change jingles around my cat's
daybed. PayPal lies! eBay lies!!
Everybody spits loogies-why?
Because Nextel never cooks for granny
anymore. COOK breakfast links in 45
seconds or sing "Girls Just Wanna
Cook Tofu!" Better get singing,
Rock enough to satisfy your physical!

Conscious

Think
Let's make her cry!
Think of something mean and cry.
I can't.
You will.
You must cry.
And think of tears.
Nester snorts a lot!
Especially when he drinks too much.
I snort if I laugh, like Nester.
The poem about monkeys and tears.
The art cannot be finished-
Never.
Pigs fly over Russia.

It All Began With "The Boy Could Fly!"

The boy could fly!
He flew all-over the country-nontop.
Then he flew back to his corporate headquarters in Poughkeepsie.
Where the FBI was waiting.
The boy was stuck in the tree naked.
He attempted to straddle the tree-
Then he felt a warm shudder in his loins.
He chose to ignore it, and kept walking.
The Shelia slappedhim across the face.
Her hand left a red mark on his left cheek.
She sighed out loud, began to cry.
And fell back asleep.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Writing Exercises

Found Prose:

The other voices screamed in Angelo's head various methodologies as a solution to his problem. Some were hard to hear as the syntax of their words was garbled by the fact that they seemed to speak all at once. He tried to make sense of them, mouthing what he could understand with his lips. It was not an easy task.

Poem Beginning with a Line From a Girl in the Camelot Room:

Where is all this cheese coming from?
I wish that I could tell.
Where is all this cheese coming from?
It's really starting to smell.
Where is all this cheese coming from?
It's rotting in the halls!
Where is all this cheese coming from?
It's oozing from the walls!
Where is all this cheese coming from?
It's filling up the room!
Where is all this cheese coming from?
I believe that we're all doomed.

Found Poem: Life Needs Caribbean, NY Times

It builds slowly
And as the days get shorter and shorter
And the nights stretch out
The less-friendly characters are housed in the predator tank.

Short Story Beginning with Another Camelot Room Line: (It's Called THE BEAST)

And I started to pick up the desk until the creature that dwelled beneath lept out at me in such a rage that I let go and stumbled backwards. Yes, this creature was an angry one but I wasn't going to let it escape that easily. I suddenly sprang to my feet and bolted across the room after the beast. It let out a mighty roar but I would not sway in my convictions to capture it.

I lunged. It dodged and I slammed my face into the fast approaching wall. I heard it laugh at me in a raspy tone and I let out a pained growl. The beast then ran off to the other side of the room, it's nails clicking against the tile floor.

It took an effort to get to my feet but once I had, I turned around and sighed.

"Alright, fine. You win."

There was a roar from the beast, but it was not one of anger. It was triumphant.

"Can I have my shoe back please?"

The creature on the opposite side of the room came over to me, prancing as it went, tail wagging behind it. It's maw of razor sharp teeth opened and dropped my shoe. I took it and wiped the slime off.

"Thanks." I said to the little dragon in front of me.

It spread it's black wings and let out another roar, this one sounding like pleasant laughter.

"You never let me win, do you Spike?"

The dragon shook it's head and bounded out of the room. Suddenly there was a crash. I let out a sigh.

"Not the flowers again..." I moaned, standing and leaving the room.

Monday, October 22, 2007

October 18th-Poems

1. Angelo

The other day
Angelo's methodologies appeared alone
in an unfamiliar syntax.
As he read them
his lips moved
in an uneasy way.

2. Poem beginning with a line from the girl in Camelot Room

My Mom made me realize that he should go to school.

He was my first love
and my best friend.

He dropped out of school in the 11th grade
and said he would make a lot of money at his new job.

I thought I could trust him
and I thought he was my everything.

I was so wrong.
And looking back on it all,
I can't believe I thought all those things.

My Mom made me realize that he should go to school.

3. Safety Fears On No-Pilot Airplanes

We definitely need to change
the mind-set

from computer game-boys
to pilot of an aircraft.

They are a potential threat
to people on the ground

as well as other aircraft
in the air.

4. "I'm gonna have a salad too."

"I'm gonna have a salad too." she said as she waited in the Quizno's line. Just the sound of her voice made me cringe. Aimee and I just looked at her with disgust and then back at eachother. I couldn't believe she honestly had the audacity to go and do that. "Lila, don't let it get to you. She's a slut and John is a loser for not realizing what he had." I guess Aimee was kind of right. I mean i didn't deserve to have a boyfriend that would go and cheat on me with one of my best friends. Not only did I lose my boyfriend but one of my best friends. It sucked to say the least. It made me sick to just see her standing in front of me. "Ahhhhh!" Why is this honestly happening to me?! I started to zone out thinking about all of the shit John had put me through in this past week. Not only him but my friend too. I had decided that I would never be friends with either of them ever again. I could never trust them, and honestly, didn't ever want to. Then all of a sudden Aimee was tapping me and calling my name, "Lila!!"

Commuter Lounge Group Free Write Activities

A Challenge Paragraph: My Other Friend

My OTHER friend ANGELO is taking a METHODOLOGIES class ALONE. He is reading his textbook, which has backwards SYNTAX. His LIPS are trying to wrap around the words but it isn’t EASY.


“A Poem Beginning with a Line from a Girl in the Group of Girls in the Middle of the Camelot Room”

I’ll mail you to Kentucky
In the middle of the winter.
It’ll be cold and all the chicken
Will be gone.

I’ll mail you to Kentucky
When you can’t stand it here.
I’ll mail myself in May,
When the sun is shining.

I’ll mail you to Kentucky
When your absence makes me joyful
Then, I’ll be happy and you,
Will be in Kentucky.


"Found Poem: TV Evening Program Descriptions"

When a man is found dead,
Infertility and war threaten mankind

Dumb jokes and bulging biceps,
A 47-year-old ex-con enrolls in high school

J.D talks about his feelings,
Jaime discovers the truth about her bionic life-span


"The Randomness of Gretchen"

I was walking with my friend Gretchen to the supermarket last Sunday and she said, “I need to find out who’s the head of the library.” I didn’t understand how we were talking about making banana cream pies and then randomly finding out whom the head of the library was. I was dumbfounded by her comment, how could she not know the best man ever?! I spent everyday in the library and I immediately blurted out, “Jason Pedia! He is the cutest and most knowledgeable geek on campus!” She stopped dead in her tracks and sprinted toward the library. I yelled, “He isn’t in on Sundays!” She didn’t hear me nor did she ever make it to the library. A car hit poor Gretchen because she didn’t look both ways. Jason Pedia never got to meet Gretchen and I never will understand why Gretchen wanted to meet him so badly.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Thursday Assignment Again

"Questar III"

“Im a proud new employee of Questar III!” Well that’s what I keep telling myself anyway. I’m on my way to the interview and my nerves are at their breaking point. I just keep thinking ahead, to that moment when I have my dream job at Questar III. I know that not everyone’s dream is to be one of the world’s top light saber salesmen, but it’s what I’ve wanted to do ever since I realized Star Wars was the Bible. Walking up to the doors of Questar III, all I can focus on is the absolute perfection of this place. The motion sensory doors shoot open, reminding me instantly of the trapdoor on the Millenium Falcon and I am immediately surrounded by red, green, purple, white, and even blue light sabers. The signs all around me scream “Do Not Touch!”, but I absolutely cannot resist the urge of the force flowing through me. I grasp the handle of the nearest green light saber, feeling like the great master Jedi himself, Yoda, and swing it over my head in a fighting stance. But as suddenly as I have swung the light saber over my head I realize that I have made a grave mistake, because as I turn around, I realize that the decapitated body behind me is the product of my practice swings. I fall to the floor beside his side and in astonishment my eyes graze over his name tag: Bobo Fet, General Manager. I guess I won’t be getting that job after all.

THursday Night at the Communter Lounge

"Untitled"

My OTHER friend ANGELO was talking about METHODOLOGIES to me ALONE one night. The SYNTAX that he used was very strange, yet the words that came through his LIPS were very EASY to understand.


"Unfinished Poem Beginning With A Line from A Girl at the Quizno's Line"
I was talking to him, and he was like so this is what happened.
I was walking her to this kid's house, she was drunk.
She was so bad that she doesn't even remember that this happened.
And then suddenly from acros the street I was called out by some punk.


Found poem: "Colorado's Momentum Takes Time for A Break"
Wed. Oct 17, 2007. The Sports Section of the NY Times.

"The only problem you run into is some minor league kid who gets all jazzed up facing Matt Holliday and Holliday could get hit; but he could get hurt working out in the cold weather."


"Opening Dialogue to a Short Story"

"Do you guys have, like, a set up amount of work outs too?" She was such a stereotypical dumb blonde. Obviously, if I'm in a college sports team, I have a schedule for when I go to the gym.
"Yeah," I replied. "And we have to do them. Or else we have to do naked laps around the field..."
"Oh my god, really?" She replied, believing the entire story. I have already told her that Long Island is a peninsula off of Connecticut and also that if you hold in a sneeze, you'll be haunted by the girl from The Ring for ten years. "That's crazy! Have you ever had to do it?"
"No, not yet," I answered, holding back a laugh. "But I missed today, so I'm going to have to tomorrow."
"Uh ohhh," she said. "Well that's not as bad as having Samara follow you all around now. You should've never held in your sneeze!"
"I know, it's a shame. Um, hold on.." I said. I went to go get a drink from the soda machine, while she stood and watched the TV. I finished up, capped the cup, and walked back over to her. "Ok, I better get go—"
"Oh my god, have you seen this?!" she exclaimed. I looked at the TV to see what she was watching. It was the history channel, talking about WWII. "This Hitler guy sounds bad, someone should really stop him!"
I kind of just stood there for a few seconds, looked around the cafeteria seeing if anybody else had heard this, and then looked at her and said, "I have to go."
"Ok!" she squeaked and hugged me tight. "Call me later!"
"Will do," I replied as I walked away, feeling slightly dumber than before I met this chick.

Thusday Nite Writing Session

"Untitled"
I like the other kind of pizza, not the kind from Angelo's across the street. You might fight me in my methodologies, and I very well may stand alone, but I still lik the other kind of pizza just as sure as Yoda's syntax is messed up. I like the way it's so hot that at the very first taste it burns my lips. But most of all, I love how easy it is to get pizzas for free.

"Poem Beginning With a Line from Ron the Maitenence Guy"
Yo that shit was only two dollars
Damn that shit cost less than my Starbucks drink
Whatever that shit was
I should go to that shit store more often
And buy more of my shit there
And then maybe I'll save money
from not buying all the rest of the shit I buy


Found Poem: A Normal Lesson in Vocabulary Until a Deer Bursts Into School; NY Times 10/17/07

"Field Trip"

The buck,
a large, fourpoint antlered adult,
took about a ten minute tour
through the front lobby,
the nurse's office
and the teacher's lounge.
Why a buck would want to crash
through a school window remains a mystery,
at least to the students
who are usually pushing in the other direction.

Commuter Lounge Poetry

Angleo’s Syntax

Other people couldn’t understand Angelo’s methodologies.
He was alone in his thoughts, and his syntax was hard to comprehend.
His words never left his lips in an easy way.
His thoughts were somewhat complex and out of this world.

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Poem Beginning With a Line From a Blonde Girl in the Grill Line in the Camelot Room

I’m gunna do that too, cus I like never get out on the weekends.
I’m gunna skip doing my homework for once.
I’m gunna go out this weekend and get drunk.
I’m gunna stumble to I Love NY Pizza at 3am.
I’m gunna go to Michael’s for happy hour and keep drinking all night.
I’m gunna drink Corona’s with lime.
I’m gunna forget where I am the next morning.
I’m gunna have the worst hangover the entire next day, and most of all,
I’m gunna regret wishing I didn’t get out on the weekends!

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Found Poem: Serving Pasta? Forget What You Learned. NY Times. Oct. 18, 2007.

Make more sauce, and serve it on top of less pasta.
Do exactly what you’ve learned not to do.
Turn the proportions around.
What do you wind up with?
Pasta, more or less overwhelmed by sauce,
Which you can view as a cardinal sin, or as
A moist, flavorful one-dish meal of vegetables
With the distinctive, lovable chewiness of pasta.
You don’t want to pull this trick with creamy
Or cheesy ones, or those based on meat,
But it works.
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Music Man

“As much of an ass as he is, he gets good music.” It was true, nobody really liked Troy Feeney, he was kind of creepy and walked through the halls like he was god’s gift to Earth. He always attracted the type of girls that were only attracted to guys because of their image. Most people knew he was a pig, but he had access to one thing that nobody else in Bridgewater High School had; exclusive music. Let’s face it, it’s 2007 and music is a way of life. People kill for good music and want it before it even becomes mainstream. Troy was the guy who could get it all, and nobody knew how. It irritated the people who had to be nice to him just so they could get the latest hits.

Napster got shut down years ago, LimeWire is starting to draw skepticism, and nobody’s paying a dollar per song on iTunes, plus they don’t have the best selection. Troy was the go-to-guy, he was known as the music man. He pretty much had his own business, people paid him to make them CDs with the newest, hottest music; he even had a secretary to keep track of all of his orders. He charged depending on how much he liked a person. He never did any homework, it was his senior year and all he cared about was his popularity. Everybody else was panicking however because the ultimate question was, what’s going to happen to the music man next year?

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

"50 Wishes": A collaborative poem.

  1. I wish “upon a star.”
  2. I wish class was over.
  3. I wish crayons were edible.
  4. I wish David Wright was my husband.
  5. I wish for soothing rain.
  6. I wish for super powers!
  7. I wish I could be as courageous as I used to be.
  8. I wish I could pay my parents back for everything they’ve given me.
  9. I wish I didn’t have to go to school.
  10. I wish I didn’t have to write 3 sentences that begin with “I wish”
  11. I wish I didn’t have two more after this.
  12. I wish I had a beer right now.
  13. I wish I had a car, or that buses were really private limos, just for me.
  14. I wish I had a million dollars.
  15. I wish I had a new car.
  16. I wish I had my degree already.
  17. I wish I had no worries on my hands.
  18. I wish I lived near more of my relatives.
  19. I wish I was a fish.
  20. I wish I was a little kid again.
  21. I wish I was rich.
  22. I wish I was stress free.
  23. I wish I was warmer.
  24. I wish I wasn’t so sensitive.
  25. I wish I were a fish.
  26. I wish I will be a great elementary school counselor.
  27. I wish I will become a 2nd degree black belt.
  28. I wish it was May already.
  29. I wish it was Thursday at 10:40.
  30. I wish it wasn’t cold.
  31. I wish it would just go away.
  32. I wish life got simpler as the years passed.
  33. I wish Megan would stop staring at me.
  34. I wish my friends lived closer.
  35. I wish my sisters lived closer.
  36. I wish New York was next to Wisconsin, so I could go home on weekends and eat good food.
  37. I wish no one ever died.
  38. I wish people knew the meaning of the respect.
  39. I wish recess was longer.
  40. I wish that I could dream again.
  41. I wish that I didn’t have to wish.
  42. I wish that I was sleeping.
  43. I wish that my mom would feel better.
  44. I wish that there was more time in the world.
  45. I wish that will find someone great and be happy in my life.
  46. I wish the Mets won the World Series.
  47. I wish the Yankees had won their games.
  48. I wish there was less technology in the world.
  49. I wish there was one thing I was really good at.
  50. I wish there were no tests in school.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Conference Sign-Up Sheet.

Assignment for ENG 206: Preparing for your conference

There will be no class this coming Friday, October 12. Instead, we will have individual conferences. It seems to be a good time to have them; we are about to finish up the Poetry Unit of our class, it’s around midway through the semester, and we’ve all written a lot. Now is the time to look back at what we’ve done, collect our thoughts, and revise, revise, revise.

These are the items you will need for your conference.

1. The packet of writing handed out in class, with your comments, either completed or in progress, depending on the time of your conference. This is explained in full in another handout, “Assignment: Commenting on Fellow Workshop Members’ Work.”

2. All of your writing, informal and formal, revisions and drafts. If you first wrote your self-portrait poem on a napkin, bring the napkin (or copy it). You were told at the beginning of the semester to bring everything to class. I meant everything.

3. A reflective essay on your practice of writing so far in the semester (1 page). This is a very short, informal essay. If you want, address it as a letter to me. Try to answer some of these questions: What have I learned about the craft(s) of creative writing, now that I am a writer myself? How do I go about revising my work, and why? What do I do when I first start to write: Do I wait for inspiration, or is it right before class? Why do some times work for me? What kind of assignments or starting points work? What kind takes the most work or time?

If you wish, you can email all of the above to me, provided it is in a single Word or RTF document and the document is named like so: FirstnameLastnameMidtermConferenceEnglish206.

This conference is a chance for us to discuss your progress in the class, as well as your work. It’s an important meeting because I’m expecting you to come prepared to articulate your thoughts about writing, the process of compiling, revising, and writing about your work. We will meet in my office in Dolan Hall, 442 Western Avenue, 1st Floor. Room #2. A missed conference counts as a missed class (i.e., one absence), and cannot be made up.


Conference times:

Thursday, October 11

9:30 Megan M

10:00 Dawn G

10:30 Mary Catherine O

11:00 Caitlin D

12:00 Mallory M

12:30 Tony G

1:00 Gillian S

1:30 Katie K

2:00 Elizabeth D


Friday, October 12

9:00 Amy LaG

9:30

10:00 Savana L

10:30

11:00

11:30 Tammy LaB

1:00 Ashley A

1:30 Kylee G

2:00 Ariel L

2:30 Tim W


Monday, October 15

after class: Ashley M, Courtney R


Wednesday, October 3, 2007

The Sestina Spiral

Some favorite sestinas.

Jonah Winter, "Sestina: Bob"
Lewis Turco, "Tsunami"
Doug Lang, "Tina Sestina"
"Spring Break Sestina"(Collaboration)
Sonya Huber,
"Dear Thrasher: Adapted From a Letter to the Editor Printed in Thrasher Skateboarding Magazine, April 2003"

Four "New" Poems

Isomorphism-Monique
Monique changed my life
She had piercing blue eyes
Sixth grade and
Good friends.

Good at everything,
Modeling, acting
Shined in the spotlight
Personality lit up a room
It was impossible to be sad



Dancer
Per Dancer bus curse
The creation bowed no
Kinds of melping and
The sock tores kid not know
Weather to groove core bird
With meet meant or yell
Alix the lose she
Moo wood me can corruption



Liponym: take out all the/is
My favorite month October
When it cold
And stores are filled with candy
For festivities of halloween
All these things come in with Fall
Including all raking of leaves.



Fake Translation (one stanza)
Plus criminal day Barbara
Corn you come lay may ace bandages
Yell bell booth under
No you're I'm mean in day long
Mouse knee irons gas a the sabbath

4 Poems-10/3/2007

1. Haiku-ization

What I hate...
Teachers tell you
Something to write.
I'm not feeling
cool, even.
Stupid curtains.

I hate,
I really hate
the kitchen.
I hate
to re-heat
my coffee.

I hate that
Bard-writers write.
That you
write.
I hate
summer.

I hate
bread.
I hate
when people write
about things they
love.

You
hate the heat.
Freakin'
room
in the winter.
I hate

you.
I never write.
I hate them.


2. Isomorphism

Too new though cut my date
Riot fat creatures smell to you bite tile admire
His tin zoo.
Men align new from king shoe kite.
Lady from may, dime shot reeling the beat.
Baby from bay, rhyme lonely fluke swarm, cruel leavin'.
Sand my late toes cupid fur manes.


3. False Translation

At Garcia Lorca's home
The moon comes to the oceab
with more poison than the sun.
The baby of the sea, the sea.
The baby is the last law.
In the air moves
many the moon over waves
it's soft, smooth, and pure,
over sense of enduring tranquility
Hey moon, moon, moon.
Yes come with goat,
hairy with your tequila
collars of white armadillos.
Baby, forget to cry.
Create vengeance with goats,
you encourage sober and young
with the eagles above.
Hey moon, moon, moon.
that you're shining over stars.
Baby, again, no tears
my white lullaby.
The chimpmunk races itself
aroung the tree of Ilano.
Tooth of the ocean is baby,
time the owls above.
For the twist comes,
bronze and fun, the goats.
The trapeze levitates
and the owls sing.
Come with the zebra,
come! come within the arbor!
For the sky goes to the moon
with a baby of the sea.
The tooth of the ocean hurts,
it grinds, the goats.
In the air the deer, deer.
In the air is the end.


4. Lipogram Variation-Use only 1 vowel

This is th stry f Hmpty Dmpty,
S y knw it;
Hmpty Dmpry st n wll,
Hmpty Dmpty hs grt fll,
Ll th king's hrss nd ll th king's mn,
Coldn't pt Hmpty tgthr gin.
Th trth is tht
N n trid t rcnstrct Hmpty,
(spcilly nt th hrss bcs thy dnt hv hnds.)
Th trth is tht
Hmpty hd th fll cming.
Th trth is tht
Ll tht rmins of Hmpty is silly nrsry rhym,
(Fr f crs, h ws scrmbld in th sn nd tn by Wld, th villg pign.)
Bt tht is stry fr nthr tim.
ASSORTED POEMS

1. UNREDUNCY EXERCISE

Changed

I was moving
in the middle
for the
which next?
I would go
that is
also in
I do work
but there
a red door
all the games
and other to
keep on time
mean setting
the tables
by the done
That
normal
week

2. ISOMORPHISM EXERCISE

Hoop La

My cuz cooing duh fast ladle
bin duh piddle zoo collect
Ah mother fable moor duh
part nativity lable core, witch hexed
Cry could flow cup duh fairs
mast duh emporium flat his

3. French Poem-Translation

Response from Sultan of Constanople

And the criminal from Barrabas.
This is purple angels.
Under the foundation.
Immune to the knife.
Used nitron explosives.

Poison that smelled nice in Salonique.
Smelled of a fine perfume.Group of soldiers.
Brought out pets.
Coliquism?

Bureau called Padolie Amant.
He had bad ulcers.
Groin, colon and problems.R
ichness of guards.
Medications paid for.

4. LIPONYM

Changing Around Words

I was moving last table
middle connect
other table
art activity table, which next
I would go up stairs
past auditorium
also cafeteria since
I do work
elementary school there would
red door opened containing
all games, coloring actitivities,
gym balls other materials
keep children occupied.
get time
means setting up moving
tables
no help
time done
other staff members arrived.
That day was like normal
typical day week.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

A BASTARDIZATION OF MY PRECIOUS WORK!

1) I'm drunk- and people are talking bogus.

The Girlfriend tells
At a party
Then, Everyone tells.
I didn't think
But now I
That

It's pretty
When your
An off-key
Knew!

Dad and Mom;
Victim and witness
turmoil to turn
through.

The third person
ain't no perversion,
What I do?
What you do.

2)
Jack Sandworth Goes About his Day

Lies! Suspension pains Jack Sandworth's
Spleen, huh? Queen's land high fan trends.
Ham spits lard goo beside Snitch, his whore perplexing
Slobbering tethers bore hot Rye!
De-claws my tended sow, Crutch-Honey slowing mow tease horsies.

3) After Rilke - A LITERAL TRANSLATION I'M SERIOUS

A gin put Gott in debt, Not because
Spending it fast, the Schwon his money
When he was trashed. How did it do it? The tricky Schwan
Schwan's know drinking gin drugs the idiots

And then they make their moneys gone!
Filthy theif. It's in Augetane.

4) GD PEM (or my attempt at speaking like an Old God.)

T's prett hrd t cncentrte
when r bss s bellwng
n ff-ke serende
bt prsttte he nce
knew, even thgh he'd tell
otherwse, nd
swer f ht
m fngers gn wth ths
hmmr 'm gg
t g WL
strke


poems

1.
The rain falls
first
like a
welcome
not wanting.

Moments
blue
with a whisper
playing
abruptly.

Like
together
as in
playfullness.

Thunder
might roar
lightning
heavens
to the proceedings!

Moments
exhausted
again returns
to
the.

2.
Dove
mummer me
flooming power
fun letting wink
julep rat bed
tart.

3.
Scott Hndler ws lwys
known by his friends
s clss clown
who plyed prcticl jokes
on them. No mtter
if they were in
school or hnging out
on the weekend, Scott
ws there hving
good time nd mking
people lugh. Growing up
in upstte New York,
Scott often spent his
summers with friends up
t the lke nd
winters snowbording up t
Hunter Mountin. He spent
most of his time
with his two best
friends ever since the
first grde, Mike nd
Dn. They were constntly
together nd were inseperble
due to the fct
tht they ll grew
up living on the
sme block.

4.
We can not see Haupt,
daring die Augenapfel refer. Here
see Torso night were in Kandelaber.
in them see Schauen, no zucchini

Look and glance. Soon can next the Bug.
the Brust ditched blend, and I'm leisure
the Lenden can next in Lacheln Drehen here.
You Jin Mit, die die the gun trug.

Soon stand desire Stein instilled and cursed.
Under the Schultern during stirs.
and filmed next so we robbed to fell.

and brook next ours allen seeing Randem
ours we're in Stern: dentist Key Stelle.
Die ditch next sight. You might die in Leben and ern.